 | Does My Bum Look Big Mug
Does my bum look big? Hmm now there's five simple words that can bring a man to his knees. The key here fellas is to think fast and answer correctly ...
£4.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Seafood And Oyster Set
This seafood and oyster set contains eleven indispensable tools all presented in an elegant box with contrasting stitching. Also includes a champagne opener and bottle stopper. Ideal for dinner parties ...
£29.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Automatic Letter Opener
No more nasty paper cuts from the post with this electric letter opener. This automatic letter opener is a great addition to any home or office. This small attractive silver ...
£5.95 to £11.99
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 | Snoozie Giraffe With Free Keychain
Introducing the new and improved Snoozie giraffe which now includes a free Snoozie keychain. This cute couple really are dozy as all it takes for them to fall asleep is ...
£12.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Body Talk Chocolate Tattoo Set
Create a tasty treat on your lover with this intimate tattoo set which lets you say it with chocolate and then eat your words! When your message is a sensual ...
£12.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Become Laird (Lord) Or Lady Of Kincavel
If you're anything like me you'll probably agree that the Mr and Mrs title always sounds so dull and normal when you introduce yourself at parties or have to complete ...
£29.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Rhythm Sticks
Electronic drum-sticks which play drum crash and snare sounds when they hit a surface either to create your own drum rhythms or to play along with optional background music. Ideal ...
£9.45 to £11.95
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 | Keychain Kite
This colourful kite folds away into a pocket sized round Polypropylene pouch. Perfect for windy days and for keeping the kids occupied during the holidays as it's a safe and ...
£1.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Thank You Mum Flower Glass Postcard
A great gift idea that will last for ever this solid glass postcard describes a thousand words the perfect way to show how much you appreciate her. Measurements are approximately ...
£14.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Micro Radio Controlled Car With Rugby Ball Shaped Remote Control
These micro radio controlled cars are the perfect small gift or stocking filler for the sport lover or a great way to keep the kid's busy while out and about. ...
£5.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Raunchy Wrapping Paper
Wrapping up presents always seems to be such a thankless task as you watch half an hour of your handy work being ripped to shreds in seconds as the eager ...
£1.95 to £2.45
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 | Fancy A Tit Wank - Greetings Card
Fancy a tit wank. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the ...
£1.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Blue Shell Shaped Ice Tray/chocolate Mould
Made of soft flexible Silicone; this tray is great for ice cubes chocolates Jell-O and butter. Made with FDA approved pure food grade silicone it has no bulk fillers; Oven ...
£4.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Sunset Glow Pool
Why not bring a little sunshine glow to your garden with this colourful four ringed paddling pool measuring 66 inches x 18 inches (168cm x 46cm). Perfect for ages 3 ...
£14.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Digital Tyre Gauge
This emergency tool really is a must have gadget for your car. The digital tyre gauge has a built in flashlight hammer and belt cutter. 2 cell batteries are included ...
£14.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Luxury Golf Putting Set
Practice your aim with this luxury golf putting set this all metal set comes in a very smart foam lined aluminium carry case. The four section putter quickly screws together ...
£29.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Big Mistake Eraser
Huge novelty eraser the only way to deal with the bigger mistakes. This is the world's largest eraser in the original pink colour over 16cm! ...
£0.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Noise Reduction Headphones
These full size headphones with padded ear cushions and extendable headband are great for blocking out unwanted external noise allowing you to truly enjoy your favourite CD or radio station. ...
£14.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Back Slappers For Him
Hilarious! Pack of ten back slappers to embarrass your mates just slap one of the different signs on their back for everyone to see. 'I have a small one' and ...
£1.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Red Heart Mirror Photo Frame
An elegant and beautiful gift a mirrored photo frame with a tiny red heart etched on the mirror. Photo frame dimensions are 10 x 170 x 170mm (photo size 2 ...
£29.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Folding Cutlery Penknife
This travel cutlery is fantastic for any outdoor adventure. It's not always possible to eat every type of food with plastic travel knifes and forks well you can eat what ...
£3.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Cocktail Set
High quality polished stainless steel cocktail set with shaker measuring cup and sieve. The measuring jug is marked internal and external for easy of use. The neck of the shaker ...
£19.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Floating Pen
Pen stand with floating pen the blue ink roller ball pen weigh 57g and stays upright by repelling magnets the pen and stand are manufactured from solid zinc alloy and ...
£4.95 to £8.25
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 | Lumina Meeting Timer
This stylish collection of meeting timers measure out one two and a half five seven and a half and ten minutes. Simply choose which timer is appropriate for your meeting ...
£9.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Work In Progress Traffic Sign Memo Holder
Bits of paper can fly away and post it notes can very easily get buried under a fresh mountain of paperwork to hit your desk. With that in mind you'll ...
£1.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Folda-table
Constructed from Pine this clever design enables the bench to fold out into a six seater garden table and benches. The bench is 140cm long 90cm high and 85cm deep ...
£99.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Garden Skittles
Like bowling? With these Garden Skittles you literally become the bowling ball. Launch yourself down the slippery slope and make those skittles wish they'd never been born. Includes an inflatable ...
£18.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Reading Light
Flexi neck reading light contains a powerful ice blue LED for bright illumination the spring loaded base clip allows the lamp to be attached to a book or magazine the ...
£3.95 to £29.99
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 | Elephant Trunks
Did you know that an elephant's trunk can be as long as seven feet? Don't let that intimidate you chaps slip on your trunks and discover the real animal in ...
£2.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Soft Fleece Black Pet Blanket
Now I know that my photography skills aren't exactly up to much but let me assure you that this soft fleece blanket really does feature a blurred paw print design ...
£3.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | 4 Piece Amuse Spoon Set
I'm not quite sure why this four pack of stainless steel serving spoons have been dubbed the "Amuse set". Perhaps they tickled Uri Geller's sense of humour for a couple ...
£6.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Get A Grip Mug
If you think you've got a handle on life then you certainly won't need a handle on your coffee mug which is just as well as this "get a grip" ...
£4.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | USB Mouse Mat
This USB Mouse Mat has 4 USB 1.1 ports to enable you to plug additional devices into your computer via the mat. 4 LED lights flash to show that the ...
£14.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Panasonic EH2331 Eyelash Curler
This fantastic gadget uses the double action system for brighter bigger eyes. This Eyelash Curler from Panasonic gives longer lasting curled lashes with or without mascara application. Panasonic has found ...
£16.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Rubber Magnetic Fridge Clock In Cream
This cream coloured flexible clock can be magnetically attached to a fridge door or any other metallic surface. The flexible synthetic rubber like clock bends to suit any curvature or ...
£19.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Led Torch Pen
This is a high quality twist ball pen with a super bright LED clip torch built in. The pen is ideal for night writers or long journeys. The pen has ...
£6.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Twin R/c Micro Tanks Combat Set
These irresistible micro-tanks really whiz around while taking pot shots at each other. They use the very latest I.R. technology to temporarily disable each other and have full mobility. Each ...
£11.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Pink Rubber Vase
This pink rubber vase is both fun and unusual and in the right setting it is amazingly stylish. Close up the material can give the impression of fragile ceramics but ...
£14.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Multi Meter With Spirit Level And Laser
This detector/tester has it all! The latest innovation in metal detection and AC power tracing/testing now incorporates a spirit level 'white-light' LED torch and a state-of-the-art laser level to boot! ...
£19.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | BBQ Tool Pouch
This attractively presented three piece barbeque utensil set contains a metal tweezer fork spatula and a hard wearing pouch to neatly wrap the tools together ready for the next barbeque. ...
£9.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Dynamo Torch And Phone Charger
Using innovative technology this handy little dynamo mobile phone charger and torch comes with a 5 interchangeable adapters to fit most leading models of phone such as Nokia Motorola Ericsson ...
£9.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | 120" X 72" Family Swim Centre Pool
Big enough for family and friends - long enough to teach children to swim. Features a three ring design for greater stability. Convenient drain plug allows easy emptying. Free-flow exhaust ...
£39.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Take Action Photo Frame
A great little gift for all you movie buffs or aspiring directors/actors out there. This take action photo frame is designed to look like a film producer clapper board and ...
£3.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | 10' Solar Pool Cover
This 10' solar pool cover helps keep pool water warmer. Easy to use. Economical Carry bag. Fits ten inch (305cm) Easy set and metal frame pools. ...
£19.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | One Drop Magic Odour Remover
'One Drop' is nature's way of combating those nasty niffs which so often cause embarrassment after a visit to 'the smallest room'. Made mainly from natural plant extracts just one ...
£5.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Analogue Clock
This stylish and slightly quirky silver and blue analogue clock makes you work that little bit harder to tell the time which in my humble opinion makes a change compared ...
£4.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Panasonic Ion Hair Brush EH2203
This is the perfect gadget for all you ladies out there and it's pink! Imagine getting that fresh just washed look for your hair simply by brushing it! Now you ...
£14.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Quick Release Key Fob
Versatile key ring with 5 easily removable split rings by pulling back on a small spring loaded knob on the side of the case individual key rings can be quickly ...
£3.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Seven Piece Wok Set
Did you hear the one about the waiter in a Chinese restaurant who was asked by a diner whether he had prawn balls? "No sir it's just the way I ...
£9.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | 299 Piece Tool Set
This two hundred and ninety nine piece tool set with carry pouch is intended to be used for home and car maintenance as the set includes the most commonly used ...
£9.95 at Alternative Gifts
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