 | Disc Shooter With Sound And Lights
An excellent state-of-the-art battery-operated electronic gun which fires soft foam discs up to six metres and makes appropriate zappy-type noises. Very addictive. ...
£4.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Pink 27 Piece Toolkit
This twenty seven piece pink toolkit really is an invaluable set to have around as it comprises all the useful tools that are needed on a day to day basis ...
£8.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Trevor Never Quite Got... - Greetings Card
Trevor never quite got the idea of housework. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. ...
£1.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Happy Birthday Cock Sucker - Greetings Card
Happy Birthday cock sucker. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the ...
£1.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Inflatable Fitness Instructor - Vibrating Hunk
Warning: Outrageous Product!!! Those easily offended should not buy! A 'Blow up Man' with vibrating body part!! A work out with this professional will raise more than a smile! No ...
£7.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Love Cuffs
For intimate lovers only. Included in the pack are a pair of keys but the cuffs also have a safety release feature so you don't always have to be tied ...
£3.00 to £6.99
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 | Desk Radio And Calculator
Desk radio with 12 digit display calculator the LCD built into the folding lid displays time a calendar showing date and complete month a world clock (16 major cities) and ...
£9.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Bottle Holder With Carabiner Hook
This hard wearing yet stylish bottle holder has a durable nylon strap with carabiner hook and key ring. Simply unscrew the cap from a bottle of water or squash and ...
£1.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | USB Recording Internet Phone
This USB flash phone is a great gadget for your notebook or desktop computer. Join the growing number of people making telephone calls over the Internet free of charge with ...
£34.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Extra Discs For Disc Shooter
Extra foam disc for the Disc shooter with sound and lights found else where on this site. Inevitably the original discs will gradually decrease in number until more ammunition is ...
£1.45 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Female Edible Undies
Now these are appealing and without any doubt sure to spice up one of those quiet evenings in. I just wish I could write what I was really thinking now ...
£3.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | 21 Piece Manicure Set
This 21 piece manicure set comes complete with 4 make-up brushes for face and nail care. The set includes various nail clippers scissors and nail files a mirror and more! ...
£9.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Aroma Ducks
Aroma Ducks coming to a fruit bowl near you. Whilst most rubber duckies have been content to while away their years in bathrooms up and down the nation Tropical Aroma ...
£6.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Inflatable Wife
Why not enjoy the company of a low maintenance inflatable wife for a stress free easy life. Completely silent and always faithful and obedient your inflatable wife never wastes time ...
£5.95 to £6.95
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 | Strip Chocolate Board Game
Strip Chocolate is the ultimate game of sensual pleasure. Your clothes will come off. The chocolate will go on. Play by the rules and everybody wins. It's fun! It's sexy! ...
£24.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Danger Men Drinking - Jumbo Beer Stein
The manufacturers of this jumbo beer stein described it as "a man sized drinking glass" which sounds a little ambitious when the average male height is five foot ten! Ok ...
£14.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Personal Alarm With Pocket Flashlight
This pocket sized personal alarm with flashlight is perfect for keeping in your handbag or trouser pocket. Easy to use it helps to protect you from would be attackers purse ...
£2.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Pack Of Four Gas Canisters
Pack of four gas canisters to be used exclusively with the portable gas stove with travel case (product code 3116) featured elsewhere on the site. ...
£6.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | VOIP Internet Phone
Using the VOIP Internet Phone you can communicate from PC to PC or PC to phone simply and efficiently. Install the software and plug the phone into your computer's USB ...
£19.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Large Match Gas Lighter
A perfect gift for the cook in your family that loves to barbeque. Perfect for char coalers or fireplaces. Adjustable flame and refillable. Looks like a match works like a ...
£7.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Stainless Steel Vacuum Flask
A double walled 0.5 litre stainless steel vacuum flask that keeps your drinks hot or cold for at least eight hours. Contemporary in design the vacuum flask is ideal for ...
£6.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Hair Of Mass Destruction
Hair of mass destruction. Your hair needs you now! So reach out and get yourself one of these fiery orange hair brushes. ...
£4.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Digital Photo Frame Keyring
Display up to sixty of your favourite digital photos and scroll through them at the touch of a button with this colourful key ring featuring a 1.4 inch LCD screen ...
£29.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Ice Lolly Maker
Enjoy a refreshing homemade ice lolly with this brightly coloured four piece container with marine themed decoration lolly handles. Simply pour diluted orange squash or Ribena into the moulds and ...
£1.50 at Alternative Gifts
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 | The Gear Knob Umbrella
The Gear Knob Umbrella is 'the' accessory for keeping car lovers dry. The handle is fashioned to resemble a gear shift in classic polished wooden finish. This umbrella comes with ...
£16.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | T-Qualiser - Large
Get stacks of attention in every club or pub you visit with this sound activated graphic equalizer T-Shirt. This new range of T-Qualiser shirts have been developed to appeal to ...
£18.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Disney DPP150 Popcorn Maker
Children will love this Disney themed Popcorn maker from Kenwood. A quick and easy way to make snacks to accompany those lazy afternoons watching family movies. With fresh popcorn in ...
£29.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Street Mouse TVR Tuscan Silver
The Sexiest Mouse in Town. The Novelty Gift Company have teamed up with TVR to produce what we believe is the sexiest mouse on Earth. The Tuscan Street Mouse is ...
£13.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Seven Matryoshka Russian Dolls
Genuine Russian nested dolls made in wood and attractively finished. The matryoshka doll or a Russian nested doll (also called stacking dolls or Babushka dolls) is a set of dolls ...
£19.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Lotto Game For Lovers
I read in the paper the other day that the Eczema Society are thinking of raising money by releasing a scratch card? Ahem sorry but I think Harry Hill wants ...
£2.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Mad Cow Mug
Just about everybody knows a mad cow figuratively speaking of course. I shall mention no names but we've got a self confessed mad cow here in the humble offices of ...
£4.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Danger Men Drinking - Steel Fridge Magnet
Danger Men Drinking porcelain on steel magnet. Ideal for the fridge door or other metal surfaces. Measures approximately 5.5 X 4 cm (1 3/4" X 2 1/4"). ...
£3.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Chocolate/ice Tray In Red
Made of soft flexible Silicone; this tray is great for ice cubes chocolates Jell-O and butter. Made with FDA approved pure food grade silicone it has no bulk fillers; Oven ...
£3.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | After Sex Willy Repair Kit
This kit is for every woman out there who knows that once a night is simply is not enough and needs to keep her man alert and ready for action ...
£7.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | We Know Your Secret. You Love Cock - Greetings Card
We know your secret. You love cock. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The ...
£1.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Light-up Mouse
This blue light-up mouse has a 3D optical function. It comes with a USB/ PS2 adaptor and silver cable. The mouse shines bright blue when in use. ...
£7.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | I-Cushion - Classic
This i-Cushion will make a great addition to any girl or lads pad. The I-Cushion is perfect for the home and combines both style and innovation. When activated and postioned ...
£18.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Mug Boss
It's time to toughen up your wimpy office mug. Turn a boring mug into a mega strong stationary holder with Mug Boss. Lets be honest there is nothing exciting or ...
£4.95 to £6.50
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 | Devilish Mug
Ok so as Lloyd Grossman used to say "let's look at the evidence". It's a mug with a cartoon devil on the side. That's it what more do you want ...
£1.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Fleece Travel Set
Wrap yourself up in this cosy fleece blanket and use the special wrap-around pillow to support your head and neck. Made from 100% polyester fleece it's easy to fold up ...
£7.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Glow In The Dark Door Sign
If you're one of those people that think the traditional "Do not disturb" sign usually found in hotels is just a little too vague then perhaps this glow in the ...
£1.50 at Alternative Gifts
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 | IPod Tripod Black
The Tripod is the first truly mobile speaker for all MP3 players including the entire range of iPods. The Tripod has featured in several magazines from the Evening Standard Daily ...
£14.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Street Mouse Wireless TVR Tuscan Black
The Sexiest Mouse in Town. The Novelty Gift Company have teamed up with TVR to produce what we believe is the sexiest mouse on Earth. The Tuscan Street Mouse is ...
£19.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | First Class Bitch - Greetings Card
First class bitch. This Dean Morris designed greetings card measures 17.5 cm in height by 12.5cm width and is packaged with a colourful plain envelope. The inside of the card ...
£1.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | 14-in-1 Multi Tool
When it comes to 'thinking outside of the box' the inventor of this state of the art gadget must surely have been working overtime. Unlike its contemporaries the handles on ...
£9.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Large Willie Ice Sculpture
Create a 12" erotic masterpiece for your next party with this stunning willie ice sculpture. You'll amaze your guests when they see this spectacular frozen phallus standing tall especially when ...
£5.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Dynamo Powered Travel Alarm Clock Radio
No batteries required! Have music wherever you go with this palm-sized travel alarm clock radio with large flip-up LCD plus AM/FM frequencies. There is also a back-lit clock with all ...
£19.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | 5-in-1 Sofa Bed With Free Electric Pump
Versatile and for multipurpose use the 5-in-1 Inflatable Sofa bed inflates within 3 minutes to create a 3 seater sofa TV recliner Lounger Queen Sized bed or a Single booster ...
£39.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Saucy Panties
The packaging for this rather saucy pair of crotch less panties comically reads "100% less crotch! Be daring be free go crotch less now". It also states that they are ...
£2.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Micromark Desktop Ioniser Tower Fan Mm53525
The Micromark desktop tower fan with ioniser is certainly a more attractive proposition than a conventionally designed desk fan. Features an ultra quiet air delivery from the three speed fan ...
£26.95 at Alternative Gifts
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