 | Whopping Willie
An ex-girlfriend of mine once said that "I was hung like Einstein and as smart as a horse". It took me years to figure out that she wasn't paying me ...
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 | Danger Women Shopping Key Ring
Danger women shopping keyring is a cheeky little gift to give to women with a mission to shop. Keyring with carabena style clip. ...
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 | Bumpin Bunnies
This is one of those adult novelty products that does exactly what it says on the box as all you need to do is wind them up and sit back ...
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 | Folding Bottle Opener
Folding bottle opener manufactured from aluminium and plastic tough and hard wearing plastic case has a key ring eyelet. ...
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 | Duracell Ultra M3 Batteries - C
Pack of 2 Duracell Ultra M3 C type alkaline batteries Duracell's Most Powerful Range of Batteries - ULTRA M3 ...
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 | Saucy Panties
The packaging for this rather saucy pair of crotch less panties comically reads "100% less crotch! Be daring be free go crotch less now". It also states that they are ...
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 | BBQ Fish Grilling Tool
This BBQ fish grilling tool really makes BBQing fish clean and easy. Simple locking device holds the grill shut while cooking and ensures that the fish stays in place. Simply ...
£2.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Twist Tie Hair Wrap
The twist and tie hair wrap is perfect for wrapping wet or dry long or short hair. Simply slip over hair...then twist loop and it's there to stay! Ideal for ...
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 | Duracell Ultra M3 Batteries - AA
Pack of 4 Duracell Ultra M3 AA type alkaline batteries Duracell's Most Powerful Range of Batteries - ULTRA M3 ...
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 | Pocket Cards
This handy pack of Pocket Cards contains 54 rounded shape playing cards in a transparent plastic box. The set is portable stylish and convenient for travel entertainment or for finding ...
£2.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Mini Water Clock
We've seen clocks powered by fruit solar panels ball-bearings and all sorts of other things but this is the first water-powered clock we've come across. We're not sure how it ...
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 | After Sex Tissues
Never sleep in the wet patch again with these saucy after sex tissues. ...
£2.95 to £3.99
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 | Blue Waterproof Tube Bag
This waterproof Royal blue PVC bag has one main compartment for keeping the contents clean and waterproof making it ideal for trips out picnics or visits to the beach. The ...
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 | Porkin Piggies
This is one of those adult novelty products that does exactly what it says on the box as all you need to do is wind them up and sit back ...
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 | Plug In Mini Sparkle Lamp
Why not get a little retro with this cigar shaped sparkle lamp. Measuring approximately 20cm in length by 4.5cm in width simply plug the mini sparkle lamp into your nearest ...
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 | Five Pairs Of Chopsticks - Buy 1 Get 1 Free!
These beautifully designed chopsticks are the perfect accompaniment to any Chinese meal. Made of plastic for long-term use each pair is individually designed. ...
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 | 14 Inch Hanging Baskets
These decorative hanging baskets can give a splendid display any season. Designed with a sturdy metal frame coated in hand-woven wicker and metal chain attached for hanging comes complete with ...
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 | 100 Damn Good Reasons To Hate Cats
Sick of soppy books about cats? Reality Check: A cat sleeps all day play with its food does nothing constructive whatsoever is miserly with its affections and would happily turn ...
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 | Indicatears
Ideal for busy shopping areas and crowded streets the Indicatears fit behind the ears and are then activated via a belt/shirt clip attachment to signal your intention to turn left ...
£3.45 to £3.95
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 | Love Cuffs
For intimate lovers only. Included in the pack are a pair of keys but the cuffs also have a safety release feature so you don't always have to be tied ...
£3.00 to £6.99
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 | Folding Cutlery Penknife
This travel cutlery is fantastic for any outdoor adventure. It's not always possible to eat every type of food with plastic travel knifes and forks well you can eat what ...
£3.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Male Edible Undies
I was quite honoured when they asked me to pose for the picture on the box but unfortunately they refused to pay me for it. These will come in handy ...
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 | Quick Release Key Fob
Versatile key ring with 5 easily removable split rings by pulling back on a small spring loaded knob on the side of the case individual key rings can be quickly ...
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 | Mini Paper Shredder
Shreds paper up to 229mm wide and destroys into 3mm strips. Ideal for the office or home. This is a must for destroying all those crucial notes like the phone ...
£3.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Easy Grip Bottle Opener
This steel bottle opener can easily open any bottle thanks to it 2mm thick press steel head the brushed steel grip is just the right size at 85 mm long ...
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 | Pocket Suduko Game
Get started in the Sudoku world with this digital 6x6 sudoku game perfect for beginners. Sudoku is a simply game with no maths involved all you do is fill in ...
£3.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Take Action Photo Frame
A great little gift for all you movie buffs or aspiring directors/actors out there. This take action photo frame is designed to look like a film producer clapper board and ...
£3.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Heart Shaped Ice Cube Tray
Made of soft flexible Silicone; this tray is great for ice cubes chocolates Jell-O and butter. Made with FDA approved pure food grade silicone it has no bulk fillers; Oven ...
£3.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Furry Love Cuffs
For intimate lovers only. These hand cuffs look fluffy but they hide metal cuffs beneath. Included in the pack are a pair of keys but the cuffs also have a ...
£3.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Car Slappers
An old school prank - get your friends (or your enemies) with these hilarious magnetic car stickers. They stick to any metal surface and can be used again and again! ...
£3.95 to £3.99
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 | Danger Men Cooking - Fridge Magnet
Danger Men Cooking porcelain on steel magnet. Ideal for the fridge door or other metal surfaces. Measures approximately 5.5 X 4 cm (1 3/4" X 2 1/4"). ...
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 | Reading Light
Flexi neck reading light contains a powerful ice blue LED for bright illumination the spring loaded base clip allows the lamp to be attached to a book or magazine the ...
£3.95 to £29.99
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 | USB Massager
This rather natty and knobbly USB massage ball is ideal for massaging work related aches and pains in areas such as your neck feet back hands and temples. I won't ...
£3.95 to £9.99
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 | Boss Mug
I'm not sure whether this mug is intended to be given to absent minded managers who have forgotten that they're the boss so that every time they drink their coffee ...
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 | Flameless Lighter
High quality storm lighter with a flameless type "flame" manufactured from stainless steel with a high gloss finish. When the metal lid is lifted a bright blue LED lights showing ...
£3.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Ocean Ice Cube Tray
Made of soft flexible Silicone; this tray is great for ice cubes chocolates Jell-O and butter. Made with FDA approved pure food grade silicone it has no bulk fillers; Oven ...
£3.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Clockwork Horse Racing Set
Effective wind-up horse and rider with race-track rails and winner's post plus perspex case to store the horse in. Two or more sets can be connected together to make a ...
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 | Season Ticket Fund Money Box
Nice Save! If you haven't managed to tuck away enough cash for the flight tickets to South Africa for the 2010 World Cup then at least you can start saving ...
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 | Soft Fleece Black Pet Blanket
Now I know that my photography skills aren't exactly up to much but let me assure you that this soft fleece blanket really does feature a blurred paw print design ...
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 | Female Edible Undies
Now these are appealing and without any doubt sure to spice up one of those quiet evenings in. I just wish I could write what I was really thinking now ...
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 | Set Of Three Coffee Mugs
Brighten up your coffee mornings whether you're at work or at home with this colourful trio of porcelain coffee mugs. Strong coffee or cappuccino you can now get a refill ...
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 | Danger Men Drinking - Steel Fridge Magnet
Danger Men Drinking porcelain on steel magnet. Ideal for the fridge door or other metal surfaces. Measures approximately 5.5 X 4 cm (1 3/4" X 2 1/4"). ...
£3.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Sports Towel
Whether at the gym on the beach or at home this Sports Towel is invaluable. The towel is made of smooth and gentle material which because it's kept damp always ...
£3.95 to £10.00
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 | Mini Torch Lighter
Metal jet flame lighter with an integrated detachable white light LED pocket torch. Slip-on clasp. ...
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 | Bright Fleece Throw
If you fancy something colourful and hugely comfy how about these fashionably bright soft fleece blankets? Fantastically tactile and great for snuggling up with! Ideal for the garden or the ...
£3.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Instant Ice Pack
If you've been on the sauce the night before and indulged just a little too much than this instant ice pack will be just the thing to help ease your ...
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 | Tropical Fruits Ice Cube Tray
Made of soft flexible Silicone; this tray is great for ice cubes chocolates Jell-O and butter. Made with FDA approved pure food grade silicone it has no bulk fillers; Oven ...
£3.95 at Alternative Gifts
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 | Triple X Vouchers
Holy Mackerel! These really are triple X and damn funny as well. A great fun gift for those of you who are not the most subtle people in the world. ...
£2.00 to £3.95
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 | Bitch Of The Year Mug
Voted by your colleagues friends and family. This mug has been awarded to the bitch of the year for skills in bitchiness selfishness malevolence by virtue of being malicious spiteful ...
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 | Chocolate/ice Tray In Red
Made of soft flexible Silicone; this tray is great for ice cubes chocolates Jell-O and butter. Made with FDA approved pure food grade silicone it has no bulk fillers; Oven ...
£3.95 at Alternative Gifts
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